Humorist, author & book critic
Ex Parte review!
UPCOMING CONTESTS:
Writing is the reason pencils have erasers . . . and keyboards have delete buttons
YOU MIGHT BE A SUCCESSFUL WRITER IF:
1. Schizophrenia thrives in your gene pool.
2. You find your testicles annoying when you cross your legs and talk with your hands.
3. You think that the ends of sentences are best punctuated by a sip of alcohol.
4. Your family puts the fun in dysfunction.
5. Your teachers told you that you can’t write and should never consider it as an occupation.
6. You're sure that depression is really just another vacation option.
7. Commas keep you awake at night.
8. Your friends think writing is for losers.